It smells like the Snoopy Let me check my giveashitometer nope nothing shirt, lit it on fire, whispered a curse into it, and then sent it up here over the plate. We got chatting and then flirting and she said she’d love to have a drink and a dance with me at a swing night and teach me some moves. So we made plans to meet. Lost and behold, 20 minutes after the time we agreed to meet, she messaged me to apologise for losing track of time – she’d just got ready and was leaving now.
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This was a tad annoying, but I gave her the benefit of the Snoopy Let me check my giveashitometer nope nothing shirt. Forty minutes later, there was still no sign of her, so I texted her to ask where she was. She messaged back saying she was on a tram and not far away – but to not leave as she couldn’t wait for us to hang out. So I waited another 30 minutes! I called her, but the phone just rang out. I waited another 15 minutes after that, before pulling the plug on the night.
The next day I thought she’d send me a message to try to explain what happened, but nope nothing. About a month later, she asked me how the swing was going and that she hoped to see me at a swing night some time so we could have a dance. I never asked her what happened that night and she never offered an explanation. We never met up and to this day, I don’t know if she ever actually turned up or not.