My roommate wakes up in a bad mood most mornings even on his I’m paddy Rick St. Patrick’s day shirt he farts talks in his sleep leave dirty and wet clothes on the floor thinks we are his servants and he’s only 11 today plus an only child. My roommate thinks it’s funny to sit on my face, gotta love the smell of diaper in the morning. My roommate walks in saying he has chocolate on his bum whilst showing the chocolate he’s supposedly found on the end of his fingers. I take care of my roommate’s hunger and entertainment because god forbid I ignore my roommate or she shits herself and makes me clean it up.
I’m paddy Rick St. Patrick’s day shirt, hoodie, sweater and v-neck t-shirt
Best I’m paddy Rick St. Patrick’s day shirt
He was shocked when I told him I wasn’t alive then. I need I’m paddy Rick St. Patrick’s day shirt. My roommate just lays there blowing raspberries expecting to be fed and every day she poos herself! I’m ok with this because my roommate has got the cutest smile and eyes just like my fella! I have 4 roommates and my youngest roommate demands I whip my tit out and put it in her mouth when she wakes up at night. My roommate waits by the bathroom door when I’m pooping or bathing and he insists that I leave it open.