Coming upstairs with the kiddo from his bedroom, then having to do the stairs again because he forgot his Deck the halls with Masks and Lysol fa la la la la Christmas sweater. Then again because he forgot his favorite toy. Seeing if I can unload the 3-month-old from the car before the toddler starts crying bloody murder. Add some ice on the ground to the mix and it’s a recipe for a show. I should charge spectators around me. All you can eat buffet, you know before the pandemic killed it! I kept score on how many plates vs other people at other tables…they knew what was up… Carrying all the shopping bags in one trip and still managing to unlock the door without help. Chasing your toddler around the house trying to grab something out of their hand that they are not supposed to have! Lol.
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Doing all the work in bed when there are two of Deck the halls with Masks and Lysol fa la la la la Christmas sweater!! Come on lady’s step up your game. That’s why a guy cheats. A log in bed is no fun. Changing the diaper or clothes of a child that won’t hold still. I waitress and I’m gonna go with struggling to open the plastic bags that the take-out orders go in. When my son was a baby, I taught him to walk by holding his hands while he stood on my feet. Then I walked around. He loved it. He was walking at 10 months. Then I couldn’t keep track of the little fool. I have his footprints tattooed on the top of my feet. That one you did this morning in your diaper before I got it off you doesn’t mean you’re set for the day, so try a pee in the potty already!