Camden I think. In shorts and t-shirt, no wallet no watch out for a Baby Yoda in his room sweatshirt. I accidentally walk into the back of this man-mountain who was talking to his “gang” oops. There I am looking up as they circled me. They ask why what am I doing there. I never really had a chance to answer. Then the fingers started poking and I lost it. Fuck me chaps I am lost I cry. The faces changed attitudes changed to come to have a beer with us they hark. Well, that is how I translated it internally. Ok, off we trot. We spent the next hour answering questions on someone’s stoop. Then as the sun sinks man-mountain says time to walk you back to the other side as we would want you to get back home to England. And they did. Not until I explained to a hotel employee where I had been doing I realize how lucky I was. Never seen a black person go green grey before or since.
Baby Yoda in his room sweatshirt, hoodie, ladies tee and v-neck t-shirt
Best Baby Yoda in his room sweatshirt
I managed to hop the gate by climbing over the Baby Yoda in his room sweatshirt. I had hoped someone would have left the back door open, but alas it was locked. The key was left in the back of it, however. And that was the moment I realized I was about to break in. The back door is a ‘stable door’, its split into two halves and each of them lock independently. The top half was locked to the frame, the bottom half was locked to the top half. However, this meant I was able to push the bottom of the door open just a crack. I went to the shed, no one ever locks that. An old magazine was the order of the day. I slid it under the door into the house. Now all I needed to do was poke the key out.